The author expresses frustration with politicians, yearning for more civility and ethics, and whimsically suggests that dogs might make politics more enjoyable. Reflecting on the good-natured ambiance at a Coronado Beach dog park, they propose a world where dogs, with their social and jovial disposition, run for office, potentially outshining human candidates.
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Dog Politicians I don’t know about you, but I have had about all I can stomach from politicians. Is it too much to ask for more civility and ethics amongst out politicians? If dogs could be politicians, I bet things would be more enjoyable and certainly more fun!!! If Dogs Could Run for Office Just imagine dogs running for office. You get what you see. With no human political shenanigans and sticking to their incredibly reliable fido routines, they just might beat every human in the elections. Predictable and fun. I'd vote for them. As Speaker of the House, Max holds an important position. Max (courtesy of shutter) stock) He knows and gets along with everybody. He starts each session off with a fun game of frisbee out in the dog park. There’s no representatives who would want to miss that. Unlike the human politicians, every dog is present. Once they've burned off a few calories, it's time to get down to the day's business and finish up early in time for the end-of-session doggy barbecue. Love that BBQ! Millie, the Press Liason, handles the daily press conferences. Because dogs in government are service dogs, they have to go through rigorous training, unlike human politicians. There's obvious decorum to be followed. Millie is courteous, prepared, on-time, and answers all the questions. Everybody knows barking and growling is off limits. Millie is the press liason (Courtesy of Catstack) Stay tuned for more…
